by Eelmalan November 14, 2007
Get the Breadmaker mug.This term speaks of any issue where a customer can't get help because no one in customer service knows how to fix the problem because they never talk to the people who solve technical problems; the customer keeps getting bounced between providers for what appears to them to be the same service to them; or both of those issues.
The problem is that the customer can't get help. No one they can talk to knows who owns the problem, or has any information about it. The people who know how to fix the problem are so far seperated from the customer service team who provide support for the customer that the customer's issue will never be resolved. So they continually insist that the problem lies not with them, but with the other provider.
This also happens with DSL customers who have a problem with their service. They'll call their Internet Service Provider, who will perform basic troubleshooting, then tell them to call their line service provider. The line service provider will perform basic troubleshooting, then send the customer back to their ISP.
The problem is that the customer can't get help. No one they can talk to knows who owns the problem, or has any information about it. The people who know how to fix the problem are so far seperated from the customer service team who provide support for the customer that the customer's issue will never be resolved. So they continually insist that the problem lies not with them, but with the other provider.
This also happens with DSL customers who have a problem with their service. They'll call their Internet Service Provider, who will perform basic troubleshooting, then tell them to call their line service provider. The line service provider will perform basic troubleshooting, then send the customer back to their ISP.
I'm experienceing disassociative service breakage with my Ineternet service because Earthlink says the problem is with Qwest but Qwest says the problem is with Earthlink.
A customer has copied their favorite soap opera to DVD and played it on their portable DVD player for a long time. Then recently Comcast upgraded their cable box, and since then everything they record on their Tivo DVR is copy protected, so they can no longer use the service in the way they are used to using it.
A customer has copied their favorite soap opera to DVD and played it on their portable DVD player for a long time. Then recently Comcast upgraded their cable box, and since then everything they record on their Tivo DVR is copy protected, so they can no longer use the service in the way they are used to using it.
by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006
Get the Disassociative Service Breakage mug.Related Words
breakcake
• Breadcake
• breadcake bum
• breakcore
• Breadmaker
• breakage
• breakfaced
• breakface
• bearcake
• brancakes bravoco
The act of pouring multiple beers into or on yourself in a frothy and messy manner as popularized by the professional wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Stone Cold Steve Austin is giving himself a messy, messy brewkkake on the turnbuckles. What a slobberknocker!
by Guy Incognito September 18, 2017
Get the Brewkkake mug.BreakJaNeck
BreakJaNeck is a very hot person/human who is famous on TikTok and is a representation of a dumb bitch
by BreakJaNecké June 16, 2021
Get the breakjaneck mug.The sound of breaking glass and monkey vomit soon followed my friend's viewing of TGOC and she was never the same afterwards. I suspect she was exposed too long and that resulted in Soul-Breakage
by Ferrovir September 29, 2011
Get the Soul-Breakage mug.A breakwater is a dump that is so large that part of it remains above the surface of the water in the toilet bowl.
After the sheer gluttony of the previous night out Bill damn near took a picture of the breakwater he plugged Jim's toilet with in the morning.
by vanjfor3 June 7, 2014
Get the Breakwater mug.