by Urface November 25, 2013
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Brantford: You to random person: Hey man u know where i can get some pot?
Random person: *gives you the number to 15 drug dealers* Those are the best in town. if none of them answer you/text you back heres a few more *gives you a phone book*
Random person: *gives you the number to 15 drug dealers* Those are the best in town. if none of them answer you/text you back heres a few more *gives you a phone book*
by The Stoner Adventure May 15, 2015
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A small town in southern Ontario that is constantly undergoing unnecessary construction that makes the un-renovated side of town look like shit.
Bradford, though only containing a very, very tiny town-like area, has a lot of land that includes randomly placed suburbs.
This town is mainly full of obnoxious, trolling teens , Mexicans , and ladies with too much spare time on their hands.
Bradford culture is a desperate attempt at being King, and the popular citizens are constantly trying to rule Bradford with its Pot-Head Power.
Bradford, though only containing a very, very tiny town-like area, has a lot of land that includes randomly placed suburbs.
This town is mainly full of obnoxious, trolling teens , Mexicans , and ladies with too much spare time on their hands.
Bradford culture is a desperate attempt at being King, and the popular citizens are constantly trying to rule Bradford with its Pot-Head Power.
Trucker: Hey baby, wanna come back to my apartment?
Girl: Did you see that guy? He looked like he was from Bradford, Ontario. :|
Girl: Did you see that guy? He looked like he was from Bradford, Ontario. :|
by hhaaiilleeyy June 2, 2011
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It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles)
It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles)
by Johnny Malvado April 3, 2011
Get the Brantford mug.Basford-Day is the expression for having an extremely lazy day.
Most notably the day we will be spent in bed (Only wearing boxer shorts / underwear) watching star wars, films, playing computer games (most notably simulator games) other internet videos on a laptop while just laying there in your pit.
Most notably the day we will be spent in bed (Only wearing boxer shorts / underwear) watching star wars, films, playing computer games (most notably simulator games) other internet videos on a laptop while just laying there in your pit.
Guy One - What have you been up to today?
Guy Two - Absolutely Nothing
Guy One - Had a Basford-Day then?
Guy Two - Yeah
Guy Two - Absolutely Nothing
Guy One - Had a Basford-Day then?
Guy Two - Yeah
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Get the Bradford Basil mug.The worst city in North America. It often gets compared to Windsor and as a resident of Windsor we find this offensive. Our city has its problems but it’s nothing like Brantford. It’s much poorer, dirtier, dangerous. It has a higher number of crimes than we do and we have more than 2x their population! At least we try!
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