A church that practices the literal meaning of the bible. They believe that the Tsunami was a good thing because it killed 'fags' and 'dykes'. They also believe Hurricane Katrina was 'God's' way of punishing America because apparently, in their opinion, 'God hates America'. These guys are a bunch of sad, uneducated, religious kooks who need to stop dictating what 'God' thinks, because how would they know? The answer is they don't. They construct a 'God' figure as a way to express their personal views on the world, these people make me sick and I can only hope that one day they will forget about prejudice and hate.
According to the Westboro Baptist Church, God Hates Fags, God Hates America, God Hates Sweden, God Hates Canada, and after this definition is posted God will apparently Hate Australia because that's where I am from!
How can anyone take these people seriously?
How can anyone take these people seriously?
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Get the Westboro baptist church mug.The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."
John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
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Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.
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Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.
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the act of forcibly gripping the upper neck of an individual and aggressively slamming the individual's face forward in a way that resembles a priest baptizing an individual's head in reverse.
"michael's face originally resembled his brother's, but his mother reverse baptized his face into boiling hot cherry pie turning his face into mush."
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Derived from the word "Yahtzee", the word yelled when you win at Yahtzee.
Men commonly struggle with the removal of brassieres, so when the brassiere is removed in one swift motion, you may shout a well-deserved, "BRAHTZEE!"
Useful for frat guys bragging about getting laid, commonly followed by a high-five.
Derived from the word "Yahtzee", the word yelled when you win at Yahtzee.
Men commonly struggle with the removal of brassieres, so when the brassiere is removed in one swift motion, you may shout a well-deserved, "BRAHTZEE!"
Useful for frat guys bragging about getting laid, commonly followed by a high-five.
*man removes bra in one try* "BRAHTZEE!"
"Last night I banged that chick, Sandi Dougan, and I got a total brahtzee!" *high five*
"Last night I banged that chick, Sandi Dougan, and I got a total brahtzee!" *high five*
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“Why is your son so depressed?”
“Oh ya well, he’s go to High Point Baptist Academy. We are very rich by the way!”
“Oh ya well, he’s go to High Point Baptist Academy. We are very rich by the way!”
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The Landover Baptist webpage is a web page devoted to making grossly exagerated statements of religious zeal in order to expose some of the ridiculous beliefs of some fundamentalist christian churches. They pretend to be highly religious, while at the same time mocking religion by using it against itself. They are so good at what they do, they are often misunderstood.
The church is fictional.
The Landover Baptist webpage is a web page devoted to making grossly exagerated statements of religious zeal in order to expose some of the ridiculous beliefs of some fundamentalist christian churches. They pretend to be highly religious, while at the same time mocking religion by using it against itself. They are so good at what they do, they are often misunderstood.
The church is fictional.
When the Landover Baptists post videos on youtube, most people don't know its a joke.
Most people can't tell that the Landover Baptist are not a real church group.
Most people can't tell that the Landover Baptist are not a real church group.
by Mr green April 29, 2013
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