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Brenting

An engagement building game played by thousands of people who arrive to work at a reasonable time. Players place bets as to when a "Brent" will actually show up for work, typically after 9am. Winners typically receive a traveling trophy and bragging rights. No one knows where the game originated, or if there was ever a real "Brent" but if there is, he and his snooze button are deeply revered for their continually perseverant somnolence.
Did you hear that Tim got a threepeat in Brenting this week? Legendary!
by Wasn't Me March 10, 2015
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Bryanting

Directing your subordinates to do something contrary to their best interest or against accepted standard practices out of ignorance.

Bryants generally react to criticism of these acts with a bluster of over-confidence or an appeal to authority, to make themselves appear correct by default.
The project took a turn for the worst today, due to the manager's Bryanting.
by ULTRABAD September 20, 2017
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Jim Branning

Fuck mate, you’ve got a massive Jim Branning on your cacks”
by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020
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Personal Branding

1. What you create when you want to be honest about lying about who you are.
2. The persona created by public figures or their handlers, which can then be marketed, sold and traded for gain by the owner. Synonymous with the old concepts of Gentleman and Lady, sans the honorifics.
1. Frank realized his most recent Facebook post didn't support his Personal Branding, so he deleted it.
2. Lady Gaga has brought the art of Personal Branding full circle by reincorporating the old required honorific into her persona.
by Akslr8 February 4, 2012
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brenting

to masturbate uncontrollably
by Edger Shroom August 23, 2007
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Banting

A school full of bitchez, fuggers, and everything in between.
"Dude, yesterday i saw bitchez, fuggers and everything in between."
"Shit son, you must have been at Banting. Fugger."
"Okay."
"See ya later."
"PAYCE."
by Andy Mac January 24, 2007
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Spinal Branding

The art of drilling a hole in your Girlfriends spine and ejaculating on the vertebrae to form an unbreakable bond what can never be broken.
Girlfriend : I'm leaving you for an African

Boyfriend : No way bitch your vertebrae is mine forever we made a bond so suck my penny whistle!

Girlfriend : You win lets fuck each others knee caps.

Spinal Branding is for life, not for African's...
by yeah you know! April 10, 2010
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