Brandonize

Make it look beautiful

The decks needs to be brandonized

by Aks1985 March 28, 2019

Brandoning

funny stupidity troll actions

Look at her, she is brandoning so bad. I think she is high or something.

by Suck my duck March 13, 2020

Brandonus

The unofficial word for your friend who is a jerk. He is nice to you but everyone else is "stupid," "trash," or irrelevant.

You often wish you weren't this person's friend. He is really dumb, uses bad grammar, and is female obsessed.

He usually brags (most times, about things he does NOT have.

Look at that Brandonus

by NUKO NEWS December 18, 2020

Brandonus

The unofficial word for your friend who is a jerk. He is nice to you but everyone else is "stupid," "trash," or irrelevant.

You often wish you weren't this person's friend. He is really dumb, uses bad grammar, and is female obsessed.

He usually brags (most times, about things he does NOT have.

Look at that Brandonus

by NUKO NEWS December 18, 2020

Brandonite

A man with an extremely inflated ego who thinks he can pull any women but is often 5’7 and shorter.

Girl #1: Dude, that brandonite was all over me and made me kiss him!
Girl #2: Gross, he is such a brandonite he’s literally shorter than you.

by giardonite August 31, 2022

Brandons Mother

Brandon Smiths mother is a MILFF ❤

Brandon's mother has a big batty which makes Brandons mother milf

by Lukeconnolly October 19, 2022

Brandonese

When a friend spews more bullshit than that Linda Blair in the Exorcist, but enough data is discernable to make out the "real truth"

Brandon said "I lost 40 pounds in the last two months from only getting one hour of sleep per night and eating only two saltines per day, since that's all i can keep down." translation from Brandonese to English: I'm still fat as fuck and although i supposedly joined the best fucking gym in the universe, I will have Pussy dripping off me in no time! uhhhh yeah, i see that happening.

by The Bootjacker May 5, 2011