braindead

When you smoke so much pot through out your life that you become really stupid.

Synonym: Vegetable

Joe:Poor guy, he smoked way to much pot.
Bill:He's quite the vegetable.
Joe:Maybe we should wipe up the drool from his chin?
Bill:Naw,he is braindead,he will just keep drooling.

by Roflmfaoamp May 22, 2009

brainmold

The gunk that accumulates in the skull over the course of the months and years after one decides to leave the intellectually stimulating environment of a university and take a mind-numbing corporate job.

There is no way that Mark could possibly return to finish his PhD! Brainmold has completely taken hold since he's been living the good life on his XYZ Corp salary.

by smkphilly August 1, 2008

brainpod

The music generating part of your brain that puts random songs into your head, often for days at a time.

"My brainpod is failing me today, I have 'Hey Mickey' stuck in my head."

"Oh bollocks, I have a Shania Twain song on the brain. Stupid brainpod..."

by nurseysarah April 30, 2010

Fucking useless neck down braindead cunt

Someone who is so fucking useless their body only functions from the neck downwards, completely independently of the brain, resulting in someone who literally isn't worth a wank

Dom Willey is one fucking useless neck down braindead cunt

by No more nights February 24, 2023

Braindead

1. Used to describe people who make bad decisions, I.E. have no brain. Can fill the place of words like dumb, dull, and stupid.

2. A nickname for Iowa's Governor Branstad

Ex: "Guess what, Braindead cut education funding again," said John.

by Truth Jester May 3, 2011

brownload

To browse the internet on the toilet with a portable electronics device.

Dee's morning ritual consisted of a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a quick brownload of nytimes.com.

by NeonWarwick August 4, 2007

brownloading

taking a poop; taking a shit; pooping; shitting

I was on the toilet brownloading when my mom came in.

by insanewolfe December 26, 2010