Teacher: So you see, we now have only three weeks before the biology exams.
Student: That means I will only have three more driving lessons before my driving test.
Teacher: Uhh.
Student: Sorry sir, just a bain-fart.
Student: That means I will only have three more driving lessons before my driving test.
Teacher: Uhh.
Student: Sorry sir, just a bain-fart.
by John Boon April 24, 2005
me: do you remember why you swirved when we were in the truck?
liza: no i am having a brain fart!
me: huh?
liza: i cant think/remember!
me: ohh
liza: it was so i didnt hit that turtle!
liza: no i am having a brain fart!
me: huh?
liza: i cant think/remember!
me: ohh
liza: it was so i didnt hit that turtle!
by Neelyk June 21, 2010
An incredibly bad(smelling)idea that leaks out of someones head, although these bad ideas can be easily avoided through basic common sense, The term "brain fart" is mostly associated with unavoidable bad ideas that originate from a boss or employer.
Bob's boss looking rather proud leaks out a rather large and foul smelling brain fart by telling Bob "you will have two week work deadlines at the beginning, middle and end of each month".
Bob can easily identify this as a brain fart from the really bad smell and since 2 weeks of time would not exist inbetween the end of one month and the beginning of another.
Bob can easily identify this as a brain fart from the really bad smell and since 2 weeks of time would not exist inbetween the end of one month and the beginning of another.
by Kuatolives February 25, 2007
When someone sits on your ear while you are sleeping and farts. Usually done as sick pranks at late night parties.
by Lemon Pie July 11, 2008
by MJ cvghfgjghf March 24, 2007
When you both remember and cannot remember if you have done something. The state of being unsure if it is a false memory or a factual experience.
Schroedinger to Heisenberg; darn your uncertainty principle, I am having a quantum brain fart trying to remember if I did (or did not) put the cat in the box.
by Teraknor November 05, 2015
The speech that results from a brain fart, which simultaneously promotes inspiration, fascination, and complete confusion. Few people leave a conversation with someone who suffers from ABF without saying, "Wow".
Most people go blank when experiencing a "Brain Fart" but some possess the unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. These sentences are known as "Audible Brain Farts."
Most people go blank when experiencing a "Brain Fart" but some possess the unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. These sentences are known as "Audible Brain Farts."
Me: Hey Coach
Coach: Oh hey Nate, you ready to run this Saturday?
Me: Yeah, I think I'm-
Coach: why don't you go home and get a warm one on your belly.
Me: WOW, I think coach suffers from ABF(Audible Brain Fart Disorder).
Coach: Oh hey Nate, you ready to run this Saturday?
Me: Yeah, I think I'm-
Coach: why don't you go home and get a warm one on your belly.
Me: WOW, I think coach suffers from ABF(Audible Brain Fart Disorder).
by 556677NK March 08, 2010