Bowen

a bitch who isn't organised and makes the life of her students hell, she seriously needs a diet and promises that she is actually on one when asked but she is clearly lying cos she still looks the size of a blue whale.
in short words she's a narcissitic bitch who is unfit as a person or as a teacher, she should look into working with a demolition crane as she clearly has the size to be a wrecking ball.

Student 1: She only gave us a week for the homework
Student 2: Bowen is such a fucking bitch

by BlueWhaleSlayer May 2, 2019

Bowen

Doing something stupid

He's done a Bowen

by Manc123 January 30, 2017

Bowen

The universal measure of a bad travel experience. A one Bowen trip is a brief delay, while lost luggage, a cancellation with no hotel compensation, or rerouting through Tehran, might be 20 Bowen trips.

It was a five-Bowen trip: I had a middle seat, both arm-rests were broken, and the guy next to me wouldn't stop talking about his Pokemon collection the entire flight.

by rbowen2000 February 14, 2019

bowen

When a string or two of hair from the head comes out from behind the ear, it is missplaced

"Oh sara, you might want to fix your hair, you have a bowen

by Boo Radley June 18, 2005

Bowen

The meanest,ugliest, crusty af, a bitch, heartless woman who doesn't love anyone.

Man Ms Bowen gave me a lunch detention again for nothing !!!

by urmomgeiy June 4, 2018

Bowen

A Bowen is a man/object who supplies the goods.

Person 1: God Dammit, half of my house fell again
Person 2: Don't worry, the local Bowen lives around the corner

by WETORUIK June 19, 2018

Bowen

Quite possible one of the most boring names ever to disgrace British soil.

Is commonly given to tall skinny blond kids with a hairline that’s so far behind them, it’s the only thing that hasn’t edited the womb

Fuck me, you look so shitty today, but at least ur not a Bowen

by Sexyman62 November 13, 2019