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barney the pedophile

Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."
1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show

2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!
by Purple sum bitch May 5, 2016
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Barney-style

Simplifying something down to a level that is easily understood by pre-schoolers and idiots.
I don't think he understands what you're trying to say. Maybe you should break that down Barney-style.
by pockets1213 June 8, 2016
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Boney

An adjective, formed from the noun bonehead. Can mean a variety of things based on how you use it in a sentence, but overall means cringe, weird, awkward, or stupid. Boney can also range from being offensive to only a lighthearted term. Someone being loud, funny and silly can be called boney, but a person who you do not like and really sucks can also be boney. It can be used to describe a lot of things, a situation, a person, or even objects. A few terms that can also be used with the word boney are "Bones Galore", "Boney AF", "Bonehead", and anything else you desire, because boney can be used however you want it to be!

ESTABLISHED 2016 by Susie
"That outfit is boney af" (Her outfit is ugly) "Ok you are being so boney right now" (Someone is being annoying) "This meal is hella boney" (The food is gross)
by Susie C December 11, 2021
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Break it Down Barney Style

This phrase is used when you are about to explain something to someone in very basic terms because anything too complex will confuse them, or already has confused them. Frequently used in the military. Does not usually have anything to do with sex.
"Alright, since my first explanation didn't seem to sink in for your morons, I'll break it down barney style for you."
by TheLongJ August 28, 2016
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Broneymoon

The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.
To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.
by parasomniac2 December 31, 2008
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barney castle

A coward / liar. Someone who comes up with poor excuses.

Comes from Durham England. Derives from the 1569 Rebellion when Sir George Bowes refused to leave Barnard Castle to engage in battle.
"Kevin reckons he's not allowed to go out on the lash tonight because of his knee. That's a bit barney castle."
by KittenJuggler May 26, 2020
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Boneyard beauty

This is machinery that is ready for retirement due to being worn out.
That pickup truck is a real Boneyard beauty!
by I, Wreckerrr March 29, 2021
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