brett hand

brett hand is the hottest human being alive other then you shawty

example: i love brett hand

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Bretto

A 50+ year old crack dog, that waives bags of crack at young girls so they will suck the dust out of his shriveled old excuse for a dick.

There's bretto the old bag waver.

by Crackmmann August 16, 2018

Broette

A chick who is like a bro to you. One that you could consider your homie.

Grab me a beer broette. Whats up broette?

by Chiller8000 September 10, 2010

Broette

Not all girls can be broettes, some can be like sisters, but only the rarest and best are broettes, because they are like bros.

1. A broette, when u say wanna be my wingman and her first answer is hell yeah, not yes with a sigh, but hell yeah as if it was a personal challenge for her to get u laid.
2. When the girl comes up to u and says;"your a good guy I will hook u up because you deserve it."
3. When she says to u; "oh you can sleep with her, just don't go out with her cuz she crazy."
4. You can call on her anytime of night, because she's like a bro.
5. When you can call her and say; "there is a dead hooker in my car =o", and she answers: "gimme 20 minutes, i'm gonna go buy a shovel."

by Olli777 March 22, 2013

Brett Sherman

Great guy to get to know who is a really good listener.Very good looking usually with a nice ass.Nice guy who has your back in any situation.

Wow! That guy helped me out so much. He's a real Brett Sherman.

by wordwizard62 April 19, 2010

Brett Favre Her

The act of sending a dick picture (via text message) to a female in which you've most likely just met/started talking to, not too long ago. This is an alpha male trait that is only done by the boldest men, who have the confidence, the precise angles, and the kind of soul snatching slammer that no woman could resist. This act is usually done by complete surprise, although a warning which is given in "hint" form is also acceptable. Otherwise you might fall into the category of a creep/weirdo.

This phrase is most often used when speaking to another friend about the new girl he's been telling you about. Its is NOT a phrase that women would OR should know about, and shall not be used in a woman's presence

me : Damnnnnn she's fine bro! Did you even Brett Favre Her yet??
friend : Naw, but im easing her into it a little bit right now. So by the time i get home, i could Brett Favre Her just to add as the finishing touch.

by RowdyRodThatPipesHer March 11, 2017

brette

One who is amazingly beautiful, and her smile lights up the entire room. She has an astounding sense of humor and has no shame in what she does. SHE IS THE REASON I WAKE UP EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!

I <3 BRETTE!!!!

by you know who this is ;) (^^^) November 15, 2011