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Buddha Boobs

When a nigga got big-ass bitch titties, droopin' low to the flo'
"Eh fool dem Buddha Boobs more down south than old lady 'Shaniqwa'.
by Mejico June 2, 2015
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Taint Blossom

A hairy taint.

The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.

Mentioned on Colbert Report

Can often lead to dingle berries.
Sir, I believe I see your Taint Blossom.
by Maxi G March 10, 2010
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perky boobs

When a girls boobs don't sag. They're usually higher up.
Hey you're boobs are perky today. Perky boobs.
by Garrett.!.!.! December 19, 2008
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sidebar t-shirt ad boobs

There always are huge boobs on the chick wearing the t-shirt with a stupid slogan in the sidebar page of urbandictionary. The boobs are big enough its worth staring, but the t-shirts are never funny enough to click the link.
probably just look in the side bar of this page

or

"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"
by wastedhillbilly December 30, 2011
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boobs

A mind control device for women to use against men.
Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test?

Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.

Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*

Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*

Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*

Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?

Girl: After class.
by Hi I'm Matt Biatch August 19, 2009
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Boobs

Boobs are a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and tend to be very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Guy 1: Women's boobs ensure that humans continue to survive and thrive.

Guy 2: No kidding, the first time Emma showed me her boobs I couldn't stop smiling for a whole week.
by Emperor Shao Kahn July 16, 2019
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Blossom

Is a most interesting girl you will ever meet she will steal your heart away in a heartbeat she can be a bit aggressive at times but she is good in the heart you should got out with such a girl with a great brackground such as her's
Blossom, you are awesome!!!!
by 112233one twothree December 22, 2016
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