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Cheese bookend

To avoid unwanted bowel movements half a block of cheese is eaten and the other half inserted anally, thus creating a 'cheese bookend'.
Matt had a long day of travel ahead of him so he bookended the cheddar so as to create a cheese bookend and to avoid shitting himself
by Bluefields13 June 23, 2021
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bookend blowjob

When you wake up to your girlfriend giving you a blowjob in the morning and you go to sleep with your girlfriend giving you a blowjob at night.
My weekend was great, I got a bookend blowjob.
by Harper bear January 20, 2019
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Turkish Bookends

A threeway involving two dopplebangers.
Oh man, that guy is so into himself, he has Turkish Bookends.
by anonymous December 26, 2021
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Barbie bookends

When two unrelated under 18 girls who are very close friends
dress alike in a slutty manner.
Wearing matching barbie pink heels and outfits.
Sometimes referred to as Barbie twins.
Matching prick teases who pretend they don't understand why the boys are hot for them.
Horny high school boy: "Dude check out Sharon and LeAnn!
They are so hot in their matching outfits!"
Other horny high school boy: "I just love Barbie bookends. I
want to do LeAnn so bad!"
Another horny high school boy: "You'd have to screw both of them, you can't break up a set!"
by jsd9632 February 8, 2012
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Bookend

(verb) 1) A term used by someone who is too complacent to admit another person is awesome.
The guys in room E12 keep calling me a bookend.

Hey, check out that bookend!

I wish I was a bookend.
by Shredding Freakenstein99 March 29, 2012
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Bookend

To fuck someone first in and orgy and then be the last guy to fuck them.
I totally bookended Charlie in the orgy last night
by I'mNotaBottom July 17, 2016
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Bookends

Watching only the first and last episode of every season of a show to avoid the fluff in the middle.
“I’m not looking forward to the demise of Rory in the later seasons of Gilmore GirlsI think I’ll just watch bookends”
by ditch beb August 5, 2024
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