To avoid unwanted bowel movements half a block of cheese is eaten and the other half inserted anally, thus creating a 'cheese bookend'.
Matt had a long day of travel ahead of him so he bookended the cheddar so as to create a cheese bookend and to avoid shitting himself
by Bluefields13 June 23, 2021
Get the Cheese bookendmug. When you wake up to your girlfriend giving you a blowjob in the morning and you go to sleep with your girlfriend giving you a blowjob at night.
by Harper bear January 20, 2019
Get the bookend blowjobmug. 
Get the Turkish Bookendsmug. When two unrelated under 18 girls who are very close friends
dress alike in a slutty manner.
Wearing matching barbie pink heels and outfits.
Sometimes referred to as Barbie twins.
Matching prick teases who pretend they don't understand why the boys are hot for them.
dress alike in a slutty manner.
Wearing matching barbie pink heels and outfits.
Sometimes referred to as Barbie twins.
Matching prick teases who pretend they don't understand why the boys are hot for them.
Horny high school boy: "Dude check out Sharon and LeAnn!
They are so hot in their matching outfits!"
Other horny high school boy: "I just love Barbie bookends. I
want to do LeAnn so bad!"
Another horny high school boy: "You'd have to screw both of them, you can't break up a set!"
They are so hot in their matching outfits!"
Other horny high school boy: "I just love Barbie bookends. I
want to do LeAnn so bad!"
Another horny high school boy: "You'd have to screw both of them, you can't break up a set!"
by jsd9632 February 8, 2012
Get the Barbie bookendsmug. by I'mNotaBottom July 17, 2016
Get the Bookendmug. by Shredding Freakenstein99 March 29, 2012
Get the Bookendmug. a term used by the older cenile generation referring to their lack of knowledge regarding modern day technology
by Nephilium November 13, 2011
Get the bookend nonsensemug.