oui oui bonjour baguette

In English (slang) it translates to "my pussy be snatched" commonly used by Instagram model sahar luna

Girl 1: how did it go last night with zayn
Girl 2: oui oui bonjour baguette

Girl 1: OOOOF! tell me all the details

by michaelsbigbooty101 August 1, 2017

Bonjourno

The way to greet an Nazi that speaks french when you are an American disguised as an Italian.

1:Oh how nice you see you!
2:Bonjourno

by swebonny November 28, 2009

bonejour

Bonejour is a variation of the French word for good morning, "bonjour." Bonejour is a special good morning greeting that is uttered to one's bedmate while sporting a boner. This greeting's sincerity is ehnanced when delivered with a gentle pud hammer.

Bonejour baby-check this out. I hope you're ready for a little morning special!

by D Rooster July 5, 2007

bonjourhi

In a billingual province such as Quebec, you have to greet people in English and in French when you work in customer service. After a while, it just becomes one word because you're so used to repeating it over and over. As well, it MUST be "bonjour" that is said first, because French (on the whole) are unforgivably uppity. And don't even THINK about just saying "hi!"

For those new in customer service;
"Bonjour, hi! Est-ce que je peut vous aidez? Can I help you?"

And after years of apathy in customer service;
"Bonjourhi. Est-ce que je peut vous aidez can I help you." (Said all in one breath)

by Skeleton Jar December 13, 2008

Bonjure

When some Euro-trash wannabe instagrammer tries to shine you on and doesn't know how to spell "Bon jour".

Bonjure! I am fuck! Check out my pics and vids!

by Madmonty33 November 29, 2018

Bonjouraille

When you greet strangers in two languages in order to be welcoming and hospitable. Illegal in some places.

Store clerk :“Bonjour, hi!”
Customer A : “Bonjour !”
Customer B : “It’s not safe ton bonjouraille around these parts.”
Customer C : “Oh shit, cops ! Run away you fools !”

by Cawrl February 26, 2018

Bonjoured

To be abruptly woken up by some knob head shouting in their sleep.

I got bonjoured by Will last night again. Spent the rest of the night with one eye open.

by Juk3sie December 17, 2022