bongbong

(n)
1. a coward, lying prick
a political animal whose only "career" is run for public office, useless even when there's no government position
2. pertains to a cocaine user with apparent symptoms like teeth grinding, stuttered speech, etc.
(v) an act of serial lying

"Do you believe he graduated from Oxford?"
"Oxford says otherwise. Therefore, he is a bongbong. He lies all the time."

"He bought coke yesterday."
"Well apparently, his jaw had distortions and his teeth are grinding when he speaks. He surely is a bongbong."

"Why do you keep on bongbong to the people? Pay your taxes!"

by Jaw side to side March 20, 2022

Bongbong

Bongbong is a Tagalog slang term for 'absent'

Sandro: pre, bo-bongbong muna ko sa debate natin ngayon. pangit ng panelist.

by BBMistherealculprit March 21, 2022

Dante x Bongbong

Dante x Bongbong is based around Dante Zelby's obsession with Bongbong, he only thinks of her, he wants her, he craves her, actually fuck it he NEEDS her.

Dante: "BONGBONG STOP RUNNING FROM ME I LOVE YOU"
Bongbong: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Scarlett: "You shouldn't have done that, Dante x Bongbong btw"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Bongbong

Someone who is a spoiled brat, and who only uses his parents’ namesake in order to progress in life. Also a slacker who occasionally indulges in some cocaine fun.

Also alternatively someone who makes losing a habit, and appealing his loss another habit.

You appear to be high again! Stop being such a bongbong!

Or

Come on, you failed that exam twice! Stop being such a bongbong about it and accept that you lost!

by FrACKs_16M November 22, 2021