bonerjambecca

a very cool hardcore rocker!! and hates fake bitches!!! :and if your shady prepared to get shot!!! :

person 1:im shady
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by bonerjamBECCA! May 30, 2008

Bonerbumping

When you're in a small strip club and you inadvertently bump into something with your boner.

"Dude, do you see that fat guy? He just bonerbumped my leg on his way out of the bathroom"

"No Refunds on spilled drinks from Bonerbumping"

by Mandyrenee420 July 31, 2016

bonerbop

Songs so good it gives you a hard on

Dude this new album is full of bonerbops

by thefakeharrisonlol on ig April 8, 2021

Bonerometrics

The science and study of measuring penis size.

“The other day when I measured, it was a whole half inch longer! We may never truly understand the inner workings of bonerometrics…”

by chocknockler69 February 14, 2023

Bonercoma

When a man realises he’s not actually had wood for several days, even on waking, and starts to get it in his head that his manhood is actually dying, which exacerbates the problem.

“Man, it’s been so long since I used my tool, it’s gone to sleep and I’m worried it won’t wake up now even if I need it to.. I think he’s slipped into a bonercoma”

by YibboShakie January 6, 2025