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1. A plausible answer or reply to everything and anything.
-Can be used as a word to annoy and confuse another individual.
2. It can be used to describe something tangible like mud crusted on the bottom of your shoe, or even the feeling you get when you wake up in a stranger's bed.
3. It can also be used in the context as an expression, or as a substitution for explicit or vulgar words.
4. Other forms of the word are "blar."
1. A plausible answer or reply to everything and anything.
-Can be used as a word to annoy and confuse another individual.
2. It can be used to describe something tangible like mud crusted on the bottom of your shoe, or even the feeling you get when you wake up in a stranger's bed.
3. It can also be used in the context as an expression, or as a substitution for explicit or vulgar words.
4. Other forms of the word are "blar."
by Suehin January 30, 2009
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v. When a meteorologist totally blows a weather forecast, as such when NBC10 (Philadelphia) Meteorologist John Bolaris forecast the "Storm of the Century" in winter of 2001. Said storm turned out to be no more than a dusting of snow, and caused schools to close, businesses to shut down, and grocery stores stampeded prior to the event even occurring.
"Wow, they really Bolarised this derecho that was supposed to wipe clean the face of the earth today" or "They're really Bolarising this forcast today"
by JohnsonRod June 13, 2013
Get the Bolaris mug.Blarg is a unique word, being the only word that not only means anything you want it to, or is used to show disinterest or boredom, but also is the only word that thousands upon thousands of people have claimed to have made up but has been around since man discovered they could use tools. Hobo Dave and Raymond Donn are amongst those who claim to have created the word, as well as some wierd dude called John who worked in the Games Workshop in Falkirk. I have also been known to use the word frequently in the past. I suppose, the true use of this word is to fill a gap in a sentence where appropriate. If a stoned person says "blarg", it is usually used to replace a word they cannot think of, or which they have forgotten.
by Costello October 19, 2004
Get the Blarg mug.Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.
"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"
"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"
"No-"
The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.
"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"
"No-"
The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.
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