Bogus Archive

A perfect phrase to describe a situation that makes you UTTERLY flabbergasted, shocked, and speechless.

Yooo holy shit man that picture of Simon Cowell is absolute Bogus Archive, you know?
Nah dude if you don't stop this Bogus Archive right now I'm gonna go ballistic.

by paythefee_ April 29, 2022

Huffin a bogey

To smoke a cigarette.

I don't know what happened, I was out huffin a bogey.

by Jimbo Mofo Jones March 17, 2009

sounds like a bogey

A bust/failure, the term is used when someone is trying to play up something, party, show, activity, etc. You use it when responding to the invitation because you know it will be a bust.

Q: Hey dude, you going to the partai that Guber invited you to, he said there will be so many girls, booze, and music?

A: Nah, sounds like a bogey, did you not hear about his last partai?

by eposse June 29, 2012

The “Froggy Boggy”

The act of trapping and killing many flys and proceeding to spread them on the the naked body of your sexual partner, once that is finished the other partner licks off these small fly corpses with their tongue like a frog. This is found to be one of the more intense sexual acts there is…

Yo! Guess what, last night me and intimate sexual partner tried The “Froggy Boggy” it was totally tubular my guy!

by RandomNate October 10, 2021

christmas bogus

Receiving nothing from your employer for Christmas.

Once again, my cheap boss Phil, gave us all a Christmas bogus.

by Alley's Mom December 24, 2008

Bogustry

The practice of things that are bogus.

Dude, i'm out of here - if i'm here for another 10 minutes of this bogustry my head will explode.

by sk8pss November 20, 2010

Trouser bogey

A globule of vaginal discharge found in a ladies knickers, thick and sticky like large bogey or lump of snot.
Usually experienced during the "time of the month"

"I got to third base with Sarah but when I pulled my hand out her knickers there was a huge Trouser bogey stuck to my fingers"

by The Yorkshire stripper July 3, 2018