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Boebert

N: A handjob given in a theater full of families
I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.
by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023
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boebert

"She wouldn't go all the way so I had to settle for a quick boebert"
by dnev8730 September 19, 2023
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Lemonade boomerang

When a man inserts his hard penis in a woman's vagina for sex and urinates in her vaginal cavity then immediately switch to 69 position so the male can drink his own urine straight from her pussy while enjoying some oral sex.
She wanted me to piss in her pussy but that lemonade boomerang was a dirty trick.
by Zaleemae Vamps July 31, 2023
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Lauren Boebert

-Lor-en Bo-burt (/ˈlɔr.ən ˈboʊ.bɜrt/)
Noun, sexual act,

The act of a female giving an over-the-pants handjob to a male partner, whilst in a dark public setting,
"oh man, I took my Tinder date to the movies and she gave me a Lauren Boebert"
by HankPecker69420 October 3, 2023
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bachelor's boomerang

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.
Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.
by prof_evil September 15, 2010
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boomer faggot

A man that believes all Millennials are entitled weaklings but receives Medicare, Social Security, and watches Fox News non-stop to reinforce his notions that the younger generations are worthless and is easily offended when he is told they are actually paying taxes to ensure his survival. He doesn’t handle curse words well. He Believes anything you tell him as long as it involves the invisible sky wizard and prophecy.
by Blooper4278 April 16, 2019
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baby boomer

Spoiled, arrogant, and self-absorbed, Baby boomers will try to convince you that they are the "greatest generation".

Baby boomers seem to be stuck in the 1960's and are convinced that the art of music peaked in that era, and therefore think highly of Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, and The Doors; yet they think Classical Music is "crap".

Baby boomers are self-conscious and insecure about their own advancing age, so they address 20 and 30-somethings as children and teenagers in order to feel "young". They marry, and even have kids, with people more than half their age. They also drive around in sports cars in a laughable attempt to act "cool" and "with it", despite the fact these same people have no grasp on modern technology.

Baby boomers tend to call Gen X and Gen Y "lazy", "entitled", and "stupid", and act like they are perfect despite the fact the boomers had everything handed to them, as opposed to their parent's generation, who had to suffer through the great depression and WW2, and their children (Gen X and Y) who have to suffer through the worst economic downturn since the depression, which the boomers are responsible for creating in the first place with their whole "me me me" attitude.

Baby boomers can't accept the fact their generation is becoming irrelevant. They refuse to retire and pass the torch to the succeeding generations. Because if they had their way, they would be in control of politics and big business until they are all dead.
Example #1: Baby boomers were against the war in Vietnam in the 60's, but SUPPORTED the war in Iraq in the 2000's.
Example #2: Baby boomers are the main reason for the problems in the world today.
Example #3: Baby boomers are bitter because they are now seniors.
by Disgruntled Gen-Xer April 30, 2014
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