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Barefoot one sock bandit

A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.
Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!
by Bailey Boyer September 30, 2021
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Party Bandit

A person who attends a party which they initially had no intention of attending, possibly due to a lack lustre male-female ratio, or simply the disgusting and un-entertaining nature of fellow party attendees.

The Bandit will attend the party, but not out of good will towards the host, but rather, to get highly intoxicated to the stage of obnoxiousness. The aim of the party bandit is to switch the entire focus of the party to their drunken antics, rather than the party host.
Did you see John Party Bandit the shit out of the party tonight, I can't even remember whose party it was.
by The Dawg 89 February 11, 2010
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Bagley Bandits

A group of true professionals who pride themselves on the suffering of others, well known across all games including Counter Strike: Global Offensive, DayZ, and Rainbow Six Siege. Known as the scourge of the USONIA DayZ server, the Bagley Bandits dethroned the peasants known as the Elektro Police Force who were never to be seen again.
Person 1: I got bound and tortured in the Elektro Police Station today, I lost all my gear too
Person 2: Was it the Bagley Bandits?
Person 1: Yeah, I feel psychologically abused after what they put me through
by Samir's Shotgun July 1, 2019
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Brandenburg Bandit

While sporting a cowboy hat and bandanna, do a chick doggy style with her hair in one hand and a Budweiser in the other, thus mimicking a bandit on a horse.
Local Country Girl: Mark came home drunk last night so I ended up getting the Brandenburg Bandit.
by Lucky Sumbitch October 2, 2008
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backdoor bandit

A man who proceeds to "accidentally" slip his penis into a woman's anus while having vaginal sex from behind.
Craig furthered Susan's suspicion that he was a backdoor bandit when she felt his cock try to slide into her anus while doing it doggie style.
by Dexaw April 24, 2008
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communist bandit

共匪, pronounced "gongfei" in Mandarin. A pejorative yet accurate term for the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) which discarded Sun Yat-sen's ideals of a strong, benevolent, democratic, free China. Also applies to CCP apologists
Alex: Tiananmen 1989 was a secret CIA operation and the protestors DESERVED that! Look at how lovely these Uyghur re-education camps are, now the women are no longer baby-making machines! How wonderful for the CCP to have fulfilled Sun Yat-sen's wishes! Long live Karl Marx, hero of Chinese people!

Lily: Shut up you damn communist bandit! As a Chinese I can only proudly support the one and only real China that is Republic of China! Long live Sun Yat-sen's 3 Principles of the People for a China that is of the people, by the people, for the people!
by 君子FromNowhere January 25, 2021
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BDitis

a disease in which a guy's dick is larger than normal
yeah, i got BDitis
by longschlongwilliams November 24, 2010
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