blunderbuss

big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.

Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion!
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...

by Flying Fandango July 16, 2008

blundertard

a blundering moron

Ian is such a blundertard, it's amazing he didn't bury that hooker at the beach.

by brold July 16, 2009

Blunderdog

Snoop, the dopiest of dope fruity fruitloops

Here comes blunderdog

by RecklessSmoky January 8, 2019

Big Blunkett

Combination of "David Blunkett" and "Big Brother" (from Orwell's 1984, not the trashy TV show!), to illustrate the fact that Blunkett wants us all tagged, DNA profiled, ID'd and watched by surveillance cameras at all times, because of the bogeymen of "illegal immigration", "terrorism", and "benefit fraud".

"Big Blunkett's not satisfied that the UK already has 10% of the world's surveillance cameras, so he's set a 5 year plan and another target to top this"

by Stoatman August 21, 2004

A Blund

A person who instead of accepting defeat in a argument says offencive things towards you that were in no way related to the argument.

Jen: Okay, seriously , ive had enough with your crap. You know i won the argument so go away!

Sam: You know what skrew you jen! Atleast i'm not fat. I work out. Unlike you!

Jen: Oh my god Sam you're such a blund!!!

by SatansBoss September 11, 2012

Blunder

A grievous mistake that embarrasses (or should embarrass, at least) the committer.

Only after leaving his office did Mark realize his blunder: he had put his tie on backwards.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Blunderspunk

Premature ejaculation

Oh no! Blunderspunk! Sorry!

by riverflow October 4, 2013