blumpkin

to recieve a blowjob while taking a shit
thought to originate at Cliff's place in Eden, NC
When Jerry walked into Cliff's Place, Mike got so hot and horny he threw Jerry into the restroom and gave him a blumpkin that he would remember for the rest of his life.
by JoeyT May 16, 2007
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The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.
Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpkin.
by Farcus September 08, 2007
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The act of receiving oral sex while defecating.
Grandma loved the smell grandpa's feces while giving him a blumpkin.
by Patrick S. E. D. March 06, 2008
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when you get your dick sucked as you take a fat shit on the toilet.
Man! My asshole was on fire last night, your grandma gave me such a nice blumpkin opened up my anal cavity.
by ihategays41 December 11, 2018
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noun: An act of fellatio performed upon a man specifically whilst he is seated upon a toiled whilst engaged in the act of defecation. NOTE: Many forget the added requirement that the man be seated upon the toilet during the act; if the man is instead defecating anywhere other than a toilet, this act is instead known as a penny whistle.
So I was sitting on the toilet right? I'm taking a monster shit y'know. Then outta nowhere my girl shows up and just starts giving me a blumpkin! It was pretty rad I guess.
by FuckOffHey April 10, 2015
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the act of recieving a blow job while taking a crap
goldstein: last night i ended up at that asian party and shtuck cindy kim!
kumar: shut the fuck up are you serious?
goldstein: yeah man, she even gave me a blumpkin!
Kumar:whats a blumpkin?
goldstein:its when a girl gives you head while your on the toilet teaking a hit!
by blither blither blither July 11, 2008
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the act of giving head to a person when their shitting
bob:you got a blumpkin from Hannah
Steve:yeah it was great}
by grammas tiities October 19, 2009
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