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blueballs

a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.
I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.
by Jake February 20, 2004
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blueballing

to ditch, leave in the dust, break plans, hose, etc.
You totes blueballed me last night! Where were you?
by McCulloch Mailroom August 12, 2005
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blueball sundae

A copious amount of warm, viscous, off-white, semi-translucent liquid shot onto somebody's Baskin Robbins Ice Cream and then covered with whipped topping. Usually served to persons without their prior knowledge or consent.
Did you girls enjoy your ice cream? Hope you liked my blueball sundae, dumb bitch!
by Blueball Sundae March 29, 2009
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blueballs

A painful feeling in the testicles, usually felt after being very sexually aroused, but you never blew your load.
"that girl was just playin' with me, cause when i was ready to fuck she said no and went to sleep! i got sooo blue balled!"
by xtremelybuffji January 1, 2004
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blueballer

he who has the blueballs
B.B. is scared to jackoff so he is a blueballer
by chris and willy June 22, 2006
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blueballs

painful as hell condition that happens when your girl teases u enuff to keep you hard for a longa ass time but never actually makes you come...for some reason that cause a serious pain in your nuts.
my girl kept ridin me (with our clothes on) while we made out but we never fucked... i got blueballs so bad the next time she sat on my lap i damn near cried.
by ohithinktheylikeme November 14, 2005
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blueball aversion

When you masturbate right before the pain of a blueball kicks in, therefore averting the potential discomfort.
My girlfriend left right after she did a nice strip tease last night, so I quickly did a blueball aversion right after she left.
by Cosmictide February 28, 2009
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