blub blub

what a fat person sounds like when rolling in chips (:

james; i have a need to roll in chips

lucie; well dnt, you'd either squish them or make a blub blub sound

by jimbooooo (: April 17, 2009

Blub

Blub is all blub is life

person A: 'blub'
person B: 'blub'

by the blub October 15, 2020

Blub

The sound a fish makes.

I stared deep into Goldy's pitch-black eyes and from the moment he said "blub" I knew we were ment to be.

by Clobothehobo November 11, 2006

Blub

A blub is the German pet name for a water bong, due to the noise it makes as the chronic passes through the water. Also known as a Blubber or a Blubbi.

The bong went blub, blub, blub then he looked up at her through bloodshot eyes and said ooooooh yeah!

by Blub2k January 11, 2005

Blub

The blackest and one of the most versatile words in the human vocabulary, Blub is a term used to define anything which is untasteful. It can be used to describe a state of being or a single thought or emotion. However, it is not a word that can be accurately put to use as an insult, for example, Calling someone "A blub" or anything else defining blub as a singular object is completely innacurate, as blub truly is in and of itself.
It is a word that should only be used in the most vile and dire of circumstances.

Person 1: "How's it going today?"
Person 2: "Blub."
-or-
Person 1: "I'm so sorry. Your mother has passed away."
Person 2: "...Blub."

by Feengorrz October 18, 2008

Blub

A small amount of weed, usually less than .5 grams, and often transacted without a scale

Hey, homie, can I scoop a blub of weed?

by katrinascat May 29, 2018

president blub blub

The fish president in 50 years who has people thinking he was a nazi fish.

President Blub Blub was the only president who didn't say stupid shit the entire office term.

by memeboi6942 August 26, 2020