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Blowie Point

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When you take a man atop a mountain and blow him
You should should take josh to Blowie Point
by PhuckmerayBradbury December 24, 2020
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Chloe Blowie

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When a girl starts a blowie but then leaves you to finish yourself off by hand while they sit next to you and wait.
Man, that chick gave me a Chloe Blowie last night. It was really awkward.
by Daredevil45321 May 9, 2021
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Blowfessional

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1. A professional blow job giver. A woman who can really give an amazing blowjob.A woman who can give you a piece of heaven through her mouth.

2. You know she is a Blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your cock and wraps her hands softly around it. Then, she starts stroking your dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly massages your balls while she slowly sucks the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your penis while deep throating. While doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to cum she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your penis while sucking. As you cum it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.
Every night with a blowfessional girlfriend is like a little piece of heaven.

My blowfessional girlfriend woke me up with a good morning blowjob.

There are times that i would choose a blowfessional blowjob over sex.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
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A professional relationship between two people which has turned into one of a sexual nature.
John : Did you hear,Michael and Sarah are now in a blowfessional fellationship.
Sean:No way!
by Flippy December 22, 2015
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the act of receiving oral pleasure while listening to ziggy stardust
after watching labyrinth, i scored a david blowie
by Lilkidlover April 8, 2011
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Blowiemester

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Blowiemester-n. A semester where the only way to pass is giving your professor a blowjob.
That first O-chem exam was brutal, it's going to be a blowiemester
by enemesuBLOWIEMESTER March 2, 2011
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blowie remorse

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The regret of giving a blow job to a guy that did not deserve it.
I have blowie remorse; Greg never called me after I gave him a blow job.
by funnygp May 8, 2020
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