blonde moment 

used to refer to an action, event or behavior that stands as testament to sub-human intelligence or, worse, a lack there of

The woman who mistook the cattle prod for a vibrator experienced a blonde moment.

blonde moment by Nick Copola September 29, 2003

Blonde Moment 

A term that refers to the day in 2004 when millions of 'dumb' Americans voted in George W Bush for a second term

What?? George W Bush was voted in again?? - those Americans sure must have been having a 'blonde moment'

Blonde Moment by Dem O'crat January 30, 2008

blonde moment 

a moment that blondes have when they suddenly go stupid..but then they get not-stupid after a minute...(you dont have to nessisarely be ''blonde'')

skylar:what is 2+2?
Blonde:um 5
skylar:no 4 you idiot!
blonde:oh sorry blonde moment

blonde moment by skylar October 5, 2003

pseudo-blonde moment

When someone has a blonde moment and their hair is not originally blonde.

Kelly (not born blonde): As I was leaving for work today I couldn't find my keys. I looked everywhere in the store and even asked my friend to help me look for them. When I got to my car, I found them... I locked them in my car.

James: Haha, you had a blonde moment.

Kelly: I'm not blonde, though.

James: My bad, you had a pseudo-blonde moment.

pseudo-blonde moment by Jimbabwe88 July 4, 2011

blonde moment 

When something possesses you to say something really stupid

If I could fly, I would teach penguins how to...whoops, *blonde moment*

blonde moment by jeeeeew October 1, 2003

Blind Moment

When spending minutes trying to find something that is most likely right infront of you or in you hand, on your head, etc.

I had a blind moment today when i was trying to find the butter at the dinner table for two minutes when i noticed it was right next to my plate.

Blind Moment by TimmmmBo slice May 18, 2010

blonde moment 

To do something incredibly stupid without realising it. just like dumass blondes

Person1: *ues nail gun on own hand as opposed to the fence*
Person2: *points and laughs* You dumass
Person3: Jesus whats wrong with him
Person2: He had a bonde moment

blonde moment by Pliars September 28, 2003