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HBO GO and Blow

Getting a blowjob with HBO in the background
Nick: "Hey Rachel want to come over and watch HBO?"
Rachel: "Only if you have a big dick"
Nick: "What? We're watching HBO.."
Rachel"It's HBO GO and Blow so I'm giving you a blowjob"
by Jellyfishing November 22, 2015
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Bloatware

1.(n) Software that comes pre-installed on a computer. Bloatware generally comes on a PC made by a major manufacturer (i.e. HP, Dell, Toshiba). Most Bloatware is considered to be a useless piece of software that is intended for no other purpose than taking up hard drive space.

2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.
1. My brand new laptop came with so much bloatware, it took me over two hours to remove it all.

2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.
by Xaurudame July 31, 2012
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Public Blow

When a blowjob is received in a public place or at a public event.
Chad and Kiersten were at the movies watching Sing until it got boring then she gave him a Public Blow!

Chad was shopping for power tools at Menards when he saw Kiersten in the garden supply's he approached her dropped his pant and received a Public Blow!

Chad was checking out smelly stuff at Bath & Body Works and ran into Jim they started talking sexy to each other and the next thing you know he was giving Jim a Public Blow!
by SlopNChop December 30, 2016
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Rape Blow

The act of holding down and orally fellating a man, almost always about power, thus never gay.

Typically the art of rape blow is done by males to a weaker more feminine male, but can on rare occasion be done by a female who desperately wants to fellate in an often vain attempt to obtain a firm genital grounding.
Dude did you see that? Yeah man that was clearly about power. He got put in his place by that skilled rape blow.
by BlackLotusUP November 14, 2012
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blow blow bennett

A gay kid that sucked a tumor head black boy behind a rock pile in 2nd grade.
Watch out blow blow Bennett is trying to blow you next behind the rockpile .
by Isaiah Fossett April 5, 2017
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Bloapy

A round bodied fish that swims humorously. The term is typically applied to fancy goldfish, but not exclusively.
"Check out the new bloapy I got for my aquarium!"
by Bloap February 11, 2018
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blawnde maumant

stereotypical blonde spelling of the well know blonde moment
I had a blawnde maumant when I asked a friend when her birthday was. She said February 30th.
by blawndie October 18, 2011
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