blazz

1. Similar to zing! but more harsh.

2. The sound of salmonella hitting someone in the face.

1. Person A - My professor gave us an "optional" reading assignment last night, and it turned out to be 600 pages.
Person B - BLAZZ!

2. The salmonella flew through the air, and landed with a gentle BLAZZ!

by tobias2008 April 2, 2009

crimson blizzard

A male gets sunburn on his wiener it begins to peel and he finds a girl on her period to have sex with. After sex she queefs out the blood stained dead wiener skin making it a crimson blizzard.

After leaving the beach, Pat L went home to give susan a crimson blizzard.

by TBird311 April 20, 2010

Blizzarding

Blizzarding is when you creampie a chick inside of a Dairy Queen and if she stands up and it comes out, you go for Round 2.

Nibba 1: “dawg tonight I’m going Blizzarding.”
Nibba 2: “get the fuck away from me nibba”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

Oral Blizzard

The act of receiving oral sex while the other person has icy hot or Ben-gay on their tongue

White girl: "OMG that oral blizzard was something else"

by BigDaddyLongShlong June 1, 2018

blazaka

Kinda like Bla... but sooo much more.

Often said towards friends when bored.

This would be an instant message example of what it could be:

Blazaka!!

by SimdudeS April 20, 2007

Blizzard

A company that shatters the hopes and dreams of people around the world by feeding them false patch update news for World of Warcraft and getting them excited for nothing.

"Did you hear about Druid healers being buffed next patch? I can't wait!"

"Nah man, it's Blizzard, do you really think they'd stick with it?"

by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014

Blizzarati Party

a Bukakke party but it's in the snow

"Oh bro I was in the snow last night and these naked chicks begged for a Blizzarati Party"

by thewetkoala September 20, 2019