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Ass-blasted

When a big basketball players proceeds to body the hell out of you by dunking on you or making you look silly.
You can use it by saying “get totally ass-blasted” it can be used generally or for specific players like biceps giannis or David badass Robinson.
by Mickey.thanos.boy April 16, 2020
mugGet the Ass-blastedmug.

Ass-blast

The act of having your rectum licked while taking a hit of crack cocaine
My boyfriend thought he seen grass growing in time lapse while I gave him an ass-blast.
by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022
mugGet the Ass-blastmug.

Baja Blast my ass

to "baja blast" someones ass is too pour the drink Baja Blast in their ass and then give them anal.
by cruz is sus April 23, 2021
mugGet the Baja Blast my assmug.

Ass Blasted

Mark was excited to get ass blasted in a hotel room with a bunch of guys.
by Jonnyphantom December 13, 2015
mugGet the Ass Blastedmug.

Blast his ass Tommy

"Blast his ass Tommy"

Definition: What a person says when they have a strong sense of mob mentality within them, usually in conservative circles. This is in reference to the use of Thompson sub machine guns(also know as "Tommy gun" or "The Chicago typewriter") by mafia members during the mid to late 1900s.
Example1:"Breast feeding in public are ya missy? Blast her ass Tommy"

Example2:"Well well well, look at what we got here. A no good, blue pilled, unchristian, liberal degenerate. Blast his ass Tommy!"
by TheKingofFrogs May 6, 2018
mugGet the Blast his ass Tommymug.

ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video
My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid
by Derpymcsir April 5, 2016
mugGet the ass blasting bitchaloidmug.

Ninja Ass Blast

Near the end of intercourse, the man pulls his penis out of the vagina and slips it into the girls ass and unloads semen into her rectum before she realizes what just happened.
Joanie's ass hurt after Frank gave her a ninja ass blast
by va jay jay king April 4, 2010
mugGet the Ninja Ass Blastmug.

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