David Blaise

Young and super "smexy" bass guitarist to band This Providence. Also known for his tattoo on his right forearm saying "Keep No Score". Referring to school bullies.

Wow David Blaise just makes you wanna. Grab yeah, hug yeah, and kiss yeah on the neck.

by royaboya October 18, 2008

Blahseph

A combination of "Blah" and "Broseph." Another term for "That sucks, bro."

"Yo, I just found out my girl has been cheating on me for the past 2 months."

"Blahseph."

by Daddie December 19, 2006

blap crap

10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.

It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.

Be right back, gotta go take a blap crap.

by Fartasaurus Rex September 16, 2011

Booty blap

Shoving, squirting or otherwise placing dope, drugs or controlled substances in your rectum, anal cavity , or ass.

Hey Goober, please help me do this most excellent booty blap, cause I wanna be higher than most kites!

by MaryJane Potter September 27, 2015

Blape

A blow job rape. A blape occurs when an unsuspecting man has his penis taken advantage of by a typically manipulative cocksucker, forcing him to get his penis sucked even if it's against his wishes.

I've been blaped by three nasty girls while drunk, and one priest while in confession.

by bowlfullofjelly July 8, 2011

Blaise

(Blāz)

1) Commonly misspelt as blaze.

2) On occasion, assumed to be a female name, but it was a popular European name for men. However now a days can be either a male or female name.

3) Not gonna lie pretty epic name. Naming your child this is a #VictoryRoyale

4) Someone who can’t have a Coke shared with them

Person: Hey Blaise, want to share a Coke?
Blaise: Sure!
Person: Lol nvm it says “share a Coke with Tarquisha”. Sry no Coke for u
Blaise: Damn ok

by Not Tarquisha August 18, 2018

pig blap

When someone gets hit in the face with a penis or penis like object (dildo) and leaves a mark in the shape of the object.

Like when you get a mushroom tatto, that's getting pig blapped.

by Sasha U. May 2, 2006