Blang

Verb. To telephone or call.

Blang me later.

Hold up, I'm getting blanged.

by Samson III October 6, 2005

BLING BLANG

ME!!!! I made this shit up!!
50 cent nigga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo shit bling bling??
my shit bling blang!!

by CURTIS JACKSON April 30, 2004

Blang

An exciting as fuck night where you get head, and then get laid.
Not to be confused with that gay ass gold shit faggots with little dicks wear to compensate for insecurities.

Me: Last night was fucking great
You: Why?
Me: I got the best blang of my life

by aaronsafaggot March 11, 2011

Blang

The opposite of bling. Plain.

That chick looks so blang.

by Crazy Kade October 27, 2009

g-blang

yo dis is me nigga! i be a straight up thug in my hood of marble gardens! yo check out the kickin tune i wrote bout livin in marble gardens nigga plz!

yo yo yo yo

by g-blang June 30, 2004

Blang Jabby

When you stab a girl in the cheek and then fuck the slit you created into her mouth. It's not a blow job because you are not going through the lips. It's a Blang Jabby!

Yo Bitch! I'm gonna give you a muthfuckin' Blang Jabby!

by HammerheadBG September 30, 2009

blang

the comeback that you use when you cant come up with anything else.

you are such a battler", "blang

by greenshrubncuscus October 26, 2010