Dick Blanchard

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)

Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.

by JJ May 13, 2003

Tully Blanchard

Named for one of professional wrestling's Four Horsemen, A Tully Blanchard is when you microwave a beer and then bong it. A great way to punish someone.

He tipped over your beer? Make him do a Tully Blanchard!

by Ric Flair Don't Care August 1, 2010

blancher

1.) A Blancher is someone who has vaginal sex with elderly women.

2.) Some who injects drugs in large quantities through their asshole.

1.) "Ew! your a blancher?! go have sex with someone your own age weirdo!"

2.) "He's gonna get busted for being a blancher. thats so messed up man!"

by yummyjuice May 30, 2017

Blanchardstown Foghorn

Throwing yourself to the other side of the bed and burying your face in the pillow before farting.

Had to let rip and didn't want to wake the other half so had to do a Blanchardstown Foghorn

by Bubbatep March 11, 2020

Blanche Death

Death as the result of following your true self, doing what you love, or pursuing your dreams.

That artist had a Blanche Death.
“Where do you see yourself in a few years?” Blanche Death.

by BlancheDeath June 4, 2021

Rose Blanche

Small community on the southwest coast of Newfoundland , famous landmarks like the Lighthouse , Ryan’s Place and the local hangout St. Michaels . Always a good time talking to the local characters about what recreational vehicle they’re going to buy next .

Anybody see that souped up sunfire from rose Blanche .

by Bayman January 11, 2018

Dame blanche

Having a wank and pooping while taking a shower at the same time. Then pushing the semen and poop down the drain with your toes.

I had a great Dame blanche this morning, I am ready for the day.

by LitersMayonaise April 18, 2021