Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate less often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all how does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 21, 2016

bladerunning

Convincing someone that they are a robot with artificially implanted human emotions

Convincing your girlfriend that she's crazy or paranoid is called gaslighting , and it's a dick move.

Convincing her that she's a robot with artificially implanted human emotions is called bladerunning, and it's a Philip K. Dick move.

by tachyon_particle February 15, 2017

asian bladder

Having an Asian bladder is to have a small bladder that can't hold too much so you need the toilet. It can also mean that you need the toilet at the worst times possible.

"I've got to run to the toilet, I've got an Asian Bladder." Said Chloe very annoyed.

by Asian Bladder Girl July 30, 2017

Blader

A blader is a person who roller blades very well. A blader is also a person who believes that rollerblading is not a sport, its a passion and a way of life.

me and my friends are such bladers

by itsAwayOFlyfe March 16, 2010

Bladderbang

An act,where a man puts a compressor inside the tip of his penis and blows the pressured air in the bladder blowing it up,resulting in something called the bladderbang.

Chris:"What's the most disgusting thing you can do with a compressor?"
Henry:"What?"
Chris:"Do a bladderbang with it."

by MasterCrusader January 29, 2017

Bladder Ballet

When your pee makes cool shapes when it hits the toilet bowl.

My pee made a bladder ballet.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

bladeepilled

when ur high off listening to so much bladee

“ hey what are u listening to dude “

bladee enjoyer : mallwhore by bladee

“ dude you’ve been listening to bladee so much “

bladee enjoyer : ik his music has crack in it #bladeepilled

by bladee’swhore August 15, 2021