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suicide blackberry

A note written by a person about to attempt to commit suicide and sent to a select few people via their blackberries. First mentioned on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Oh, no, I just got a suicide blackberry from Tim.
by BrianMcGee4 November 16, 2007
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Catskill blackbeard

When a man dips his scrotum into a coffee mug filled with warm elderberry syrup for medicinal purposes. He is often wearing a T-shirt with no pants. The scrotum must be submerged for at least an hour to achieve any kind of benefit.
I was starting to feel a little under the weather so I gave myself a Catskill Blackbeard and I started feeling much better... until my wife came in and asked what the fuck I was doing.
by champduncancraig February 24, 2010
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BlackBerry zombie

1. One who walks around urban areas and frequently bumps into others while staring at their handheld device. 2. The ambulatory version of BlackBerryitis.
Daaaaaamn, that BlackBerry zombie almost got hit by a bus!!!
by sodajunkie February 24, 2007
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Blackberry Wanker

Someone that feels the need to be on their Blackberry every second of the day therefore making them oblivious to real life situations.
Guy 1: 'That dude never puts his Blackberry down!!'
Guy 2: 'I know, what a Blackberry Wanker'
by ohwiseone2011 April 19, 2011
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blackberry kush

Blackberry kush is another 1 of the indica strands of kush .
It has dark purple buds and red hairs with plenty of crystals.
LOADED WITH (THC)
Just as any other kush it tastes delicious and gives you an immediate high that will last for a couple hours.
I recommend this bud.
20$/G 70$/8th
Dude1: Hey bro i just smoked some blackberry kush about an hour ago and im still baked off my ass.

Dude2: Black berry kush?! Iv'e never heard of such a thing. Let me smoke some with you.

Dude1:Haha you wish... its too expensive. Give me 5 bucks and ill pack a bowl.
by tomsmithniggas! July 5, 2009
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blackberry

Is a device which utilizes the GPRS data service on mobile phone networks to receive email which is pushed to it (instantly). This Device is at the forefront of a new craze with the elites of business. If out on business you MUST reply to an email quickly mid conversation to distinguish your status in the room, promptly after which other people in the room must show their “need to be in the office all the time” by shuffling their blackberry out of their pocket to check for “new messages”. The blackberry is a tool which must be respected its outlook on the move, it must also be hated.
Oh blast Simon's out the office

No its ok he's on his blackberry
by Simon Johnson November 23, 2004
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Blackberry Ban

1. The banning of all Blackberry smart phones by Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Republic starting in late July 2010.

Because Blackberries use data encryption for transmitting text over the airways, the security forces of those two countries can't "monitor" e-mail traffic from them. Afraid that anti-government forces will use Blackberries for nefarious purposes, they simply banned the devices entirely. Other authoritarian countries are expected to follow suit. Welcome to the 21st century!
Don't bring your new phone to Dubai, man. They just announced a complete Blackberry Ban. You could end up jail -- or worse.
by Peter Kobs August 1, 2010
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