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bitchfat

bitchfat:

That fat roll that begins to develop on your girlfriend's tummy, which coincides with how much she bitches at you. For most girls, bitchfat is absorbed back into the body upon breakup, almost instantly, laying in wait for the next victim.. er.. boyfriend.
- Kevin never comes out with us any more. What's up with him?

- You ain't seen Theresa lately?

- No, why?

- Ah. Take a look, she's over there -

- What the...? She used to be all tiny and sweet... No wonder we don't see Kevin any more. She's got the bitchfat goin' on, don't she?

- ... aaaaand circle gets a square.
by yourtruck May 3, 2014
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bitchenstein

A woman who's always complaining, gossiping about everything and everybody. A real bitchenstein always thinks she's in charge even though she isn't most of the time. She needs to make other people feel bad in other to feel good herself
Femke is a real Bitchenstein, girls like her are the reason girls like me get depressed
by friendofIarah May 16, 2006
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bitchfit

When a bitch goes crazy on something or someone
Oh man she's trippin wit another bitchfit.
by Jon August 5, 2004
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bitchfit

when someone pisses you off so much you just snap and start flipping the fuck out

you do NOT want to be near someone when they have a bitchfit
Jessica: UGH JANE FUCK OFF
Josie: NO STOP JANE'S GONNA HAVE A BITCHFIT
Jane: THE FUCK YOU SAY? etc.
by swaggeroniANDcheese April 25, 2016
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bitchaster

A normal situation that becomes a disaster simply because a woman interprets it that way.
We were watching the game while she was at her mother's, but it was a bitchaster when she came home early.
by Tom Liotta April 27, 2008
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bitchastard

an insult similar in meaning to "bitch" and "bastard". Usually referring to a female, but can also be used to refer to a male.
Johnny: "Dan's gf made him see "Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood" on opening night with her."
Timmy: "Man, she's such a bitchastard!"
by Cam Schneider June 11, 2008
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Bitchfixer

Similar to a girlfixer. She is a bitch fighter. Fights girls who cause problems to friends, or sorts of 'drama'. Often called upon by male friends who need another girl taken care of.
Guy one: Dude, this bitch wont stop fuckin sayin shit about my girl.
Guy two: call up Cali, shes a bitchfixer.
Guy one: good idea!
by Audrawrr July 12, 2009
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