Les Miserables

My personal favorite musical and book. Musical by Alain Boublil and Claude-Michel Schönberg, the book is written by Victor Hugo.
In this story we follow Jean Valjean, an exconvict who becomes good, but is always being chased by a policeman named Javert
Unlike popular belief Les Miserables is not set during the French Revolution, but after in a student led failed revolution called the June Rebellion

Les Miserables recently celebrated their 25th anniversary as a musical, and in London Jean Valjean is being played by Alfie Boe, Marius is being played by Gareth Gates, Cosette is being played by Katie Hall, and until Thurs Sept 15th 2011 Matt Lucas is playing M. Thenardier

"Les Miserables is set during the French Revoultion"

"No its not idiot! It's set during the June Rebellion!"

by Eponine Thenardier September 11, 2011

Bonerable

The rebound condition of a girl as a result of being dumped, making her easy.

1.Yo, that girl is so bonerable right now, you should try and hit that.

2. Guy 1: I heard Kelly just got dumped by Fred.
Guy 2: Haha yeah, she's so bonerable right now...excuse me for a minute...

3 Girl 1: I can't believe he broke up with me? Am I not good enough? I'll show him, I'll sleep with he friend tonight.
Girl 2: Oh Kelly, don't be so bonerable.

by C scott November 2, 2007

Miserable Coffee

A cup of coffee, usually Maxwell House, that is drunk in a miserable; sad and depressing, cold situation, to either make the situation either less or even more miserable.

Ugh, what a morning, I'm gonna go get another cup of miserable coffee.

by T405ED March 9, 2009

miserable fucking prick

A person that has no moral understanding. An ass hat. Someone that parks like a schmuck and doesn't apologize. Worse than a miserable prick.

Someone that lives at 11900 Champion Lake

This miserable fucking prick blocked my car.

by Justletmepark May 29, 2018

bonerable

The quality of being attractive. Usually refers to somebody a male would like to have sex with.

That chick is totally bonerable.

by Tom Anderson October 18, 2004

miserable

The word for the feeling that we sometimes call depression without the attached social malaise ( ie the need to take medication, go to shrink, talk too much, eat too much etc ).

I'm feeling miserable today, I'll feel better tomorrow.

by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

Miserable bastard

A person who behaves in a selfish, self centred, lazy or miserly way; a killjoy.

Can be strengthened by adding fucking as an adjective: "miserable fucking bastard".

"I asked him to lend me 20 dollars and he told me to fuck off! The miserable bastard!"

"Let's go to the party!"
"I can't be bothered. I want to stay at home and read a book."
"You miserable bastard."

by ktmboy August 20, 2008