bird shit

The feces emitted from the rear of a bird. It’s white and fun to look at.

Bird 1: man i need to shit
Bird 2: well then do a bird shit
Cow: I wish i could do a bird shit :(

by Blackington September 11, 2006

Pennsylvania Birdshot

The act of spitting sunflower seeds into a bottle, then emptying the bottle into your partner's anus, and having your partner fart the seeds out, like a shotgun.

"I gave my girlfriend the Pennsylvania Birdshot last night"

by Aakcir August 26, 2019

200 pounds of bird shit

what you look like when you don't have a shirt on

HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!

by ihatemyname April 22, 2010

Bardshit

The use of excessively liberal language or actions to justify totalitarian practices.

He says: The school is now making all history majors take a course in women's studies because they want the students to understand the oppression that women as a group have endured due to the unrelenting control a male oriented society has exhibited throughout history.
She says: That sounds like a bunch of bardshit to me.

by Leah N. G. Sheets July 22, 2008

Birdshot Bonanza

Sticking your dick inside a sawed-off with your friend and firing the gun.

Hey, Alan wanna do a Birdshot Bonanza?

Alan: sure!

by Tattowiener February 19, 2023

[bird-shit crazy]

Acting in an obviously crazy manner, psychotic, disconnected from reality

Who is she talking to? There is no one there.-She's bird-shit crazy.

by lilgirl4 January 28, 2009

Larry Bird Shit

When this finally happens it will be the most awesome thing ever. Larry Bird Shit will be Wheel-of-Fortune's last before and after before the world ends.

Contestant 1: I'll take L for 100.
Contestant 2: I'll take R for 300.

Sajak: There we go.....3 Rs.
Contestant 3: I'd like to buy a vowel....I

Sajak: Ok....2 Is.
Contestant 1: I'd like to solve the puzzle....Larry Bird Shit.

*BOOM* World ends in an instant.

by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 18, 2010