The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."
John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
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Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.
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Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.
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First meaning - Me"On billy goat I am gonna beat yo ass If you touch me!"
Second meaning - Me" On billy goat we gonna rob this bank" friend "On billy goat we are!"
Second meaning - Me" On billy goat we gonna rob this bank" friend "On billy goat we are!"
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Often used in rural areas by senior citizens or those over 50.
Often used in rural areas by senior citizens or those over 50.
The temperature dropped to -5 degrees during the daylight hours. My grandmother exclaimed, "It's colder than a two peckered billy goat out here." I agreed and retorted, "It's colder than a well digger's ass"
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This morning, Kelly had shit all over her chin. She must of have given a Mexican Billy Goat to Louis last night.
This morning, Kelly had shit all over her chin. She must of have given a Mexican Billy Goat to Louis last night.
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“My boyfriend titty fucked me last night. I showered and must have missed under my chin. He gave me a sticky billy goat!”
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