bilf

Blonde I'd like to fuck

Matt that girl you hang out with, is such a BILF!!

by djmonarch September 14, 2005

BILF

Bear I'd Like To Fuck

As in, "I just shot a BILF..."

by Dean The BILF Machine July 7, 2006

bilf

Bartender I'd like to fuck!

Not only can she pour a good,she's a hottest bilf I've seen at this bar.

by CROWN PAUL April 7, 2008

BILF

Acronym: "Beast I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A beast, whether tame, wild or mythical, that a human individual sees as attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just because they're non-human doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.

That ewe on her own in the corner is a right BILF.

Last night was awesome - I met up with a whole load of likeminded individuals and we whiled away hours comparing BILF conquests.

A BILF hunter aids others in their quest for top-notch BILF usually cataloguing possible BILFs on their internet site.

by The one and only BILFhunter July 28, 2008

BILF

Commonly used acronym for "Baby I'd Like to Fuck."

Damn, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. Total BILF.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

Bilf

Bro I'd like to F-----------play sports with or watch TV. No homo man. Weight Lifting and.... bro hugs

Aw dude! You're a bilf. Wanna hang out at the game later?

by TacoLlamasLLC November 8, 2015

bilf

Boi I'd Like to Fuck

Also famously part of the name of the BILF Hunter Gang

See that bilf over at the bar? Bet he takes a spit roasting like a champ!

by strange_but_true January 5, 2022