baconpunk

Baconpunk is a subgenre of speculative culinary arts and fashion which came into prominence yesterday. The term denotes works set in an era or world where bacon is still widely used — usually around breakfast-time, and often set in the kitchen or dining room — but with prominent elements of baco-autonomy, such as fictional technological inventions like those found in the works of Michael Kupperman, or real technological developments like the Breakfast Robot occurring at an earlier date. It is often associated with porkcore and shares a similar fanbase and theme of meaty rebellion, but developed as a separate movement (though both have considerable influence on each other). Apart from calories, the main difference between baconpunk and porkcore is that baconpunk settings tend to be less obviously dystopian, eschewing the bleak, exclusively porcine vision of possible breakfasts for an ideal celebrating the baconcentric aesthetic alongside and in tandem with the traditional balanced breakfast.

"Best day ever. I had bacon with breakfast, a turkey and bacon sub for lunch, and bacon bits on my salad at dinner".

"Oh d00d. That is baconpunk, y0".

by AlephNought December 30, 2007

Baconator Fries

Wendy's rendition of the classic salted potato fries, topped with bacon and melted cheese.
Get these for a significant other if you wish for the relationship to be over within hours.

Ben: "I'm at Wendy's do you want anything?"
Cheyenne: "k buy me baconator fries."

by Tricky^F November 21, 2017

Sasuage And Bacon

When A guy sticks his penis in a girls anus and makes her squeal like a pig!

Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!

by SlopNChop October 31, 2016

Bacon Pancakes

The result of adding bacon to pancakes.

bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,

take some bacon and i'll put it in a pancake,

bacon pancakes that's what it's gunna make,

bacon pancaaaake.

by Shtoopz January 15, 2013

Bacon Tatum

literally jayson tatum but he drops 50 points nightly since his sub has bacon which makes him goated as fuck

Draymond Green: my sub has more rings than your sub
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Bacon Tatum: my sub has bacon

by Tommy Crancy June 2, 2021

pre-bacon

Another name for a pig or hog, especially one that is destined for the slaughterhouse.

I went to the petting zoo and saw some tasty pre-bacon.

by florda_swag July 29, 2012

Baconlips

Human lips (generally female) sprouting a garden of cold sores resulting in pale yellow clusters on normal pink tissue with a "bacon like" appearance.

Hey, Baconlips, come over here (in a few weeks) and give me a big sloppy kiss!

by Trollunderthebridge June 5, 2003