Bullshit Baffles Brains

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.

Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.

by dnptyf November 13, 2016

baffle

To completely dumbfound, confuse, or otherwise render speechless by either asking a question or stating something beyond their intelligence.

Toni:The mechanism of endocannabinoid synaptic transmission is believed to occur as follows: first, transmission of the excitatory neurotransmitter glutamate causes an influx of calcium ions into the post-synaptic neuron.

Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)

by WhtRhino January 19, 2009

bffltiain

Best Friend For Life That Is An Idiotic Nerd.

Person 1-"Ramona is my Bffltiain."
Cody- "Pahaha,No way, She is totally my Bffltiain!"

by ZOHMYGoshness February 28, 2010

bfflaal

an abreviation for best friend for life and after life

You are my bfflaal

by sailorisawesome June 19, 2010

BFFALAP

BEST FRIENDS FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE--- two people who go to eachother for everything and sit at starbucks together with nothing in particular to talk about and play phase 10 and eat applebees everyday. They are the two people you expect to see together all the time and when you see one, you automatically assume the other is around somewhere.

Kelsey and Nam are BFFALAPs

by musicandwords October 7, 2010

Sloppy Biffle

The act of repeatedly striking a sexual partner with a sock full of semen, urine, and feces; similar to the beating of Gomer Pile in "Full Metal Jacket."

My girlfriend refused anal, so I gave her a well deserved Sloppy Biffle.

by passion partier April 19, 2009

BFFLUTBAB

An abbreviation for 'Best Friends for Life until they become a bitch.'

"OMG!!! I love Amy, she's like my BFFLUTBAB"

"Oh she used to be my BFFLUTBAB. But then she became a bitch."

by Jango-Dark-Blade May 18, 2009