Berkley

a place where gay men make-out with each other and lesbians makeout with each other

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Beazley

Blowing a zurbert OR a raspberry onto a penis or vagina to make said penis and/or vagina vibrate and produce a loud vibrating sound.

Hello my dear. Lovely day in the park, isn't it? Why don't you come over here and sit on my face and I'll rip a beazley on your labia, darling!

by (PenisJesus) August 1, 2011

Berkley

A Berkley is a punishment and can be administered when your girl drops your phone. You issue her pain by lifting your hand (The hand you use, will be determined by where your girl is positioned at the time the dropping of the phone occurs).
If she is on your left side. Swing your left arm up towards your right shoulder so that the palm is inward facing the shoulder. Then slide your arm up so that your left hand is by your right ear.
Shake your arm and form your hand in pimp-hand formation. Look at your girl and get pissed. Then swing your left hand from your shoulder to her face in a down and up swing like swinging a bat. Before you swing and smack, remember while your hand is in a shaking pimp hand form shout out BERKLEY in the most nerdy hateful way, then swing away. DO THIS ALL AT ONCE FOR POSITIVE RESULTS

People who issue the Berkley are complete white trash, army brat, abusive assholes. You should never hit women

His girl dropped his phone and he gave her da Berkley.
He is a real dumbass.

by Berkely August 21, 2009

Beazley

1. An amazing person who doesn't realize or won't accept that they are.

2. A sexy, kind, smart, and thoughtful person.

3. The perfect boyfriend.

4. The guy that any girl would be lucky to have.

"I'm so glad my boyfriend is a Beazley." ;)

by Amberlnn December 13, 2009

beazley

a fat fucker of a man who was born to become a great loser. just think of big kim ;)

that's a bit "beazley" dont you think?

by Zeke the fucking Freak September 10, 2003

berley

spanglish slang:
1 By very little; Hardly
2 event recently occurred

I berley touched her.
I berley got here.

by chumley June 3, 2004

somerset berkley high school

the school is super nice but everyone in it is ugly. the teachers are somewhat okay and the sports team is pretty good but everything else sucks. people will randomly get mullets idk it’s weird.

wow somerset berkley high school smells sour like funky.

by sourlikefunky May 19, 2021