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Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity 

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.
1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

reverse bernie sanders 

A sex act consisting of vigorous fingering.

Reverse Bernie Sanders 

I gave her the Reverse Bernie Sanders last night then shook her father's hand three minutes later

The Bernie Sanders

When a rich girl gets straight knocked up by some broke ass nigga livin on welfare and foodstamps causing her own tax dollars to pay for her child support.
The Bernie Sanders claims another hoe thanks to Jaquan's inability to wrap his beef.

The Bernie Sanders

When you have sex with a small old jew
I cant believe she finally crossed off The Bernie Sanders on her list next the Angry Dragon..

running to the left of Bernie Sanders 

committing political suicide by jumping off a 10 000 ft cliff monopoly style right into the grand canyon in Arizona
supporting the green new deal is either total madness or running to the left of Bernie Sanders.