bent

A person of bisexual orientation who decides, for reasons involving the desire to have children, to persue relationships of the heterosexual type.

ME: I would date you, but I'm not bi.
SOMEONE OF MY GENDER: Then what are you?
ME: Bent.

by Rhea July 11, 2004

bent

A person who is not constrained by convention; a person who has a wacky sense of humor.

I love people who are bent.

by Mosiah May 29, 2005

bent

to messed up, corrupt, or a bed person.

yo that kids always madd bent.

by reckkle$$ November 5, 2010

bent

to be messed up off xanex bars.

I am so bent right now, i cant even stand.

by CoURt_ThE_NiG September 21, 2005

bent

A way one on the midwest likes to describe having eaten Alprozam, better known as Zanax bars. Bent is more like the feeling, because when the user injests, time flys, they have the worst memory, and as the word says they are bent, or "two steps too the left", most referred to as. Others may say Bentaroo referring to the festival Bonnaroo, some other names are roller skating, or bent-ski.

"Maaaan let's go hit up the Lotus show in Kent, we could still make it."
"Nah, brohah with you all bent, IM GOOD.

"That bitch is two steps too the left, did you catch her? Haha!
"Ya ms bentski, tahaha!

by katesmit216 October 5, 2007

bent

(verb) a type of betting, that consists of two people betting with thier knuckles facing each other, while hand is curved(like holding a cup).

matt and his boyfriend mcvan bent on who will win the chocolate covered bananah eating contest.

by mangina face January 18, 2008

bent

a person who teases and does sexual things with the same sex but would never be in a relationship the the same sex

Jack and Bill could't be together because Jack was bent and just wanted Bill for his sex.

by dewayne September 8, 2008