Billy’s Bolmph-‘Gin

1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.

No longer in production

by Will April 14, 2006

belly stab

Laughing so hard your stomach starts to hurt.
To laugh uncontrollably till the point it causes pain.
Laughing pains.

That joke you told the other day was such a belly stab.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

belly shovel

Spoon

Gather many followers, Use belly shovel

by Bellyshovel May 10, 2019

Star Belly Sneetche

Some one who thinks they are more entitled and better then someone else
(Comes from the doctor sues book "The Sneetches")

Bro stop being a fucking Star Belly Sneetche

by Cuppy315 December 15, 2016

Bella's foot

Bella's foot is the most amazing thing any mortal with eyes can see. There is absolutely nothing more beautiful than her foot. This foot is proof that not all treasure is silver and gold. Nothing can compare to her foot, it's tied with everlasting glory. Her foot makes everything that used to be attractive look like trash and disgust. The stories of pirates and their hunger for treasure are all false, they were merely searching for a picture Bella's foot. When God made Bella's foot he cussed for the first time. God looked at his creation, turned to his angel buddy and said "Holy **** I'm good!" Her foot is music to the soul, the dazzling keys of an unblemished piano that is so desperately wanted to be played by millions. It's a marvelous symphony and a lovely composition. Nothing is more divine than Bella's foot, there is just nothing that can compare.

Person #1: Hey man you want to see a picture of Bella's foot on my phone?
Person #2: Yeah, sure. *looks at person 1's phone*
*dies immediately and is banished to oblivion because of how divine the foot is*

by jimblejumble February 12, 2019

Taco Bell's Palsy

Eating too much taco bell after drinking all night, your face becomes paralyzed and lopsided.

What's wrong with Erica, why does she look so fucked up.

She ate like 3 burritos and triple layer nachos after all those Jager shots. She has Taco Bell's Palsy.

by MindGrapes October 28, 2014

Billy’s hair

the most gorgeous and majestic thing you will ever see. It’s majesty sweeps the morning gracefully and bounces in the wind. It’s ginger curves and curls bless all those who lay there eyes upon it

“U look peng,almost as peng as Billy’s hair”

by Billy is a god July 19, 2019