Belgium log toss

The act of shitting in the shower, picking it up and throwing it from the shower to the toilet.

Leopold preformed a Belgium log toss before breakfast, this morning.

by Tamereanim8r August 25, 2022

Belgium

The most offensive word a man could say in the galaxy. On earth, it’s the name of a small country.

Person 1: Well, I went to Belgium to-
Alien 2: GASP!

by Geekster1984 June 17, 2023

We Believe You, Captain America

A deadpan, snarky response to an unbelievable series of events that is related to you by a friend or co-worker. Taken from the classic Lee/Kirby issue of THE AVENGERS where Captain America is found in the Arctic, having been frozen in a block of ice since the end of World War II.

After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."

The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."

Frantic Guy: I'm sorry I'm late! I was riding my bike here & nearly got hit by a plane making an emergency landing! I freaked out & slammed into a fire hydrant, flying over the handlebars and right into the arms a visiting Sumo Wrestler!

You: We believe you, Captain America.

by Wesley2006 January 23, 2008

I believe in Sherlock

A phrase from the BBC series "Sherlock" explaining that Sherlock Holmes is innocent and not a fraud.

Person 1: "I heard Moriarty is a fake!"
Person 2: "No man, I believe in Sherlock!"

by -SH and JW February 10, 2012

bergie web

the Internet that is not indexed by search-engines, directly accessible and no proxy required. In this level, you can find “underground” sites but still indexed as 4chan, Freehive, 1eden, Black Hat World, or FTP servers and also the blocked google search results

person 1: Hey, what's the bergie web?
person 2: It's kinda where those fake hitmen honeypot websites fall into.

by ellietron May 7, 2021

Ecole Belge

Terrible quality..... Trash and very vulgar.

Mom I dropped my phone from the 18th floor. I thought it was fall proof........ But it was actually waterproof. Sorry I have difficulties reading. Oh yeah and it became an "Ecole Belge". Can u buy me a new one?

by KIKIDOULOVEMENO!!!!!! 😎 February 17, 2019

Belgian Fries

The way French Fries should be called since fries are a belgian thing rather than being called Freedom fries

French people like to make jokes about Belgian people and they often mention that they make fries. for example they like to make fun of their accent by saying "a fry one time!"

by FrenchLascar187 February 11, 2004