Beercontinence

Humiliatingly soiling yourself as a direct consequence of alcohol-consumption.

After inadvisedly smelling a half-pint of shandy, Simon developed catastrophic beercontinence and uncontrollably voided his bowels in the middle of a busy supermarket.

Geoff’s beercontinence was the stuff of legend, particularly among the staff at the Travelodge who remain in therapy to this day.

Brunhild in German: “Arnfried, did you literally just cack your underpants during our first date?”
Arnfried also in German: “It is not my fault. The strong Munich pilsener has rendered me beercontinent.”

by Lancaster's Second Finest January 20, 2023

Beerios

The combination of your preferred light beer, and Cheerios.

One of the ways to start your early mornings drinking for holidays such as St. Patrick's Day, or your birthday.

Dude, after tonight, we are waking up at six o'clock and starting to play pong and have some BEERIOS for breakfast.

by Dayton Flyer (937) March 17, 2010

Beerios

The end result of substituting beer for milk in "Milk and Cheerios"

I had Beerios for breakfast.

by iiiineroiiii September 26, 2008

beerology

the study and excessive consumption of beer

"4 years of college and all i have is a P.H.D. in Beerology!"

by everyname i've chosen is in use July 19, 2007

beercohol

Any mixture of beer and hard liquor. Includes otherwise individually named drinks like Irish Car Bomb.

Dumbass drunken Tim mixed some nasty beercohol out of the last of the tequilla and some corona. That shit got me fucked up... and then I puked.

by Elias Creed May 6, 2007

Beermosa

Excellent blue-collar breakfast cocktail, consisting of orange juice and beer. Best prepared with light, American style lager beer (i.e. PBR, High Life etc). Especially popular with post-punk, hipsters.

"Let's drink some beermosa's and then go get brunch at The Chicago Diner."

by ilovemilwaukee January 16, 2008

Beebzor

A person who is extremely good looking and has a beautiful rack

Jenny is a beebzor, I would love to date her.

by Katoluto October 7, 2009