beerzo

A word used for beer that is usually used after you've had enough beerzos to not care if you start talking like a seseme street character.

Pronunciation: \'bir\zo

Function: noun

Etymology: Middle English berzo, from Old English bçorzo; akin to Old High German biorzo.

Date: sometime around the summer of 95 if I don't remeber correctly.

1 : Yo Mikey, pass me another beerzo. (singular)
2 : Hey dude....(burp)....lets get some more beerzos. (plural)

by Karl, stfu and you try a different name February 19, 2008

beerza

The combination of drinking beer and eating pizza. The word is a portmanteau of the words 'beer' and 'pizza'

"We're having beerza tonight!"

by phobos2011 November 24, 2009

beerbortion

an abortion caused by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, usually cheap beer.

"i drank so much last night, if i was pregnant, i definitely would have had a beerbortion"

by yesgregyes May 22, 2010

beerboozled

When you are drunk and go home with a "10", only to find out she's a solid 3 in the morning.

Charlie: What happened last night?
Jake: I got beerboozled. The red-head i was with was a double bagger.

by Durbo14 August 23, 2017

Beeroligist

A Term used by the elite of drinkers to show their drinking skill and stature. A status symbol to be envied by tose who don't own a piece of drinking History. To be a "BEEROLIGIST" is to be the Best of the Best....The Few ...The Proud...The DrUnK....BEEROLIGIST! www.BEEROLIGIST.com

Dude your the man, you drank more than anyone here and you know more about beer than anyone. You must be a BEEROLIGIST!

by Robert Collins October 12, 2007

beerio kart

A drinking game in which all the participants (2-4) must consume an entire beer within the duration of a single Mario Kart race. The twist is that you cannot drink while driving. The winner is the first person to finish the race as long as they have finished their beer. If you finish the race without having finished your beer, you get last place by default, as you are a rule-breaking pussy.

Eric: "Bro, last night my homeboy Rainbow Jeremy and I were playing some beerio kart. That shit's such a good pre-game."

Anthony: "Dude, Rainbow Jeremy is such a poon. He never finishes his beer before the race is over. Wanna get baked and listen to some Jack Johnson?"

by chet elderson February 18, 2009

Beernoculars

This term is used to describe a state of intoxication beyond that of Beer Goggles. In which the subject is particularly unnattractive to the point where you would need to consume even more alcohol to compensate.

"You were sporting some major Beernoculars last night bro, that chick was pushing the 300lb barrier!"

by grittz November 18, 2007