Beerealization

The moment you realize if you wanted to stop drinking you would have to move and get a whole new set of friends.

I woke up in pain this morning and had the beerealization that I dont have any friends that dont drink.

by Falstaff February 14, 2009

beerilogical clock

The internal indicator that it's time for a drink at the end of a long day.

Dude, is it five o'clock yet? My beerilogical clock is ticking.

by hipphopapotamus November 3, 2009

Beermallows

marshmallows added to a beer to absorb the flavor for later consumption.

My favorite part of drinking beer is the beermallows afterwards.

by Leonov November 16, 2009

beeralysis

the state of being too drunk to move from your spot on the floor, on your significant other, or any inappropriate place you wouldn't wanna be sober

yo dude...evans on the floor is he passed out?

nah man he's just got beeralysis

by erogers123 June 15, 2010

beereal

One whom has not the milk to fill one's bowl of cereal, thusly substituting beer instead.

Dude 1 : "Man, I'm freaking drunk. And hungry! I'm gonna have some cereal!"

Dude 2 : "... But dude... We're outta milk!"

Dude 1 : "Ah shit dude... WELL... there's beer!! Fuck it! I'll just have some beereal!"

by Adem G August 31, 2012

Beericle

Something amazing that you woke up to after a night of heavy beer drinking with no clue how it happened.

How'd the fish tank turn red?

I don't know man, it must be a beericle!

by partsmaster69 May 9, 2014

Beereal

Cereal with beer rather than milk. Common darty-pregame breakfast.

I'm ready bro, I started the day with some beereal.

by Fork Manster January 22, 2021