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beitch

A person who is so nice, your penis will go through the fucking moon. At first, you might think, "Man so-and-so is a total bitch!" But once you get to know so-and-so, you realize that they aren't so bad after all. "Wow, that person isn't a bitch, they're a beitch!" So-and-so smiles, and watches as your penis explodes out of your pants and goes directly for the moon. Depending on where the moon is relative to your location, your penis could possibly shoot through the earth, or just shoot through the moon. Either way, your penis is going to be in bad condition. To prevent this from happening, I would suggest digging a hole in the ground and isolate yourself by living in that hole. Avoid people at all costs, you never know who a beitch is until it's too late.
"Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
"Oh shit, it's a beitch!"
by Dilly's Willy May 20, 2018
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Beeytch

Slang for b + itch. Can be used affectionately or as an insult. Less offensive way to regard your friends and jokingly call them out for being stoopid.

Pronounced: Bee-itch. With some extra sass in there.
Insult: Yousa baby-back beeytch.

Affectionately: Guess what? Yousa beeytch.
by TallBeeytch June 9, 2011
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Beeotchistan

Beeotchistan (bee otch iss tan) NOUN. The native country of the Beeotchi people, who arrive in our land with the full Moon, or a traffic ticket, and depart whenever they damned well feel like it.
She invited me over to fuck, but when I got there, she gutted me and ripped me to bloody rags like she was some starving refugee from Beeotchistan.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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Beeytch

Slang for b + itch. Can be used affectionately or as an insult. Less offensive way to regard your friends and jokingly call them out for being stoopid.

Pronounced: Bee-itch. With some extra sass in there.
Insult: Yousa baby-back beeytch.

Affectionately: Guess what? Yousa beeytch.
by TallBeeytch June 9, 2011
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Bemitcherent

When one passes belligerent on the scale of drunkeness. So drunk that your RA and other girls on your floor cry at your sheer level of drunkeness. Things that might occur while bemitcherent are: Throwing lunchtrays all over a dorm lobby, getting an underage drinking ticket, calling the security director a cunt, repeatedly yelling "Shut the fuck up. Do you know what shut the fuck up means? IT MEANS SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Screaming what the fuck do you want at multiple cops and attempting to fight multiple people at the same time.
"Dude what the fuck did I do lastnight? I wokeup bleeding and with a ticket"
"I don't even know where to begin, you were on a level above belligerent, I had to makeup a new word to describe you, bemitcherent."
by Mtag666 October 22, 2011
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bewitch

for a girl to grind the cock of a guy who is lying down while holding it

esp. until she makes him cum
I can't get my girl to let me penetrate her, but last night she bewitched me
by Rod X February 14, 2014
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